At the supermarket

A guy meets one of his friend who is really looking bad, he has an eye and a jaw blue.
His friend asks him:
- What's happening to you my friend ?
The guy answers:
- I've been hit in the face.
- But who did this?
- My wife.
- Your wife? When? How? Why?
- I am behind my wife wearing a short skirt and leaning into the freezer in front of me. I see her g-string and her buttocks appearing, I am losing control, I hold her and take her from behind. What I remember is I received a freezed ham shank hit in the face.
- Was it the first time you did that to your wife?.
- At the supermarket, yes.

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